Dear FB users:

I hate FB. With a passion. I love my family and my friends and I love seeing and knowing what is going on in their lives but I am over it. In all reality it is just a way to brag or bi**h. Its not about networking or keeping in touch. Its about me me me me me. Look at my kid isn’t he just so wonderful and adorable. Look at my family aren’t we just so perfect and happy. Hmm if your really that happy should you be spending time with your “perfect” family instead of posting about it on FB…..just sayin’. If everything really was as honky dory as you portray it to be you wouldn’t feel the need to plaster it all over the world wide web.Also, really…really……do I really care if you are eating cheetos on the couch while your dog is licking your toes….um no. Do you really care if my kid just said his 90th “cutest thing ever”…maybe the first time. We need to stop being to freaking narcissistic, get off our iphones and blackberrys (there aren’t any other types of phones…right?!) and join the real world. A little real life wont kill you….right?!